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There are three rules every good housewife knows: never return a dish empty, always have dinner ready by the time he gets home, and some things are best kept under the table. After all, you never know who’s listening.

Absent husbands? Missing children? Spaghetti Recipes? Or was it scones? You just can’t trust everything you hear through the walls these days.

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"What If They Ate The Baby" made its world premiere at Edinburgh Fringe in August 2023 and has had no other productions.

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